Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 545 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/255 points)
Start playing
Finish the tutorial
Achieve rank C
Achieve rank B
Achieve rank A
Achieve rank S
Achieve rank SS
Achieve rank SSS
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/205 points)
Start a game
Deliver to Quillter
Deliver to Archi
Deliver to Rasputin
Deliver to Mr. Nimbsmith
Deliver to a lil guy
Deliver to Monki
Deliver to RoboResident Roy
Deliver to Professor R
Deliver to SpaceWorm J
Deliver to another Daintree Delivery worker
Get a game over
Deliver 5 packages in one game
Deliver 10 packages in one game
Deliver 15 packages in one game
Deliver 20 packages in one game
Earn 25 hearts in one game
Earn 333 credits or more in one game
Bounce 3 times while in a hit animation
Spend 10 minutes playing the game total
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 8/11 (50/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 4/10 (120/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
